Here is an update on Date Night:
So my friend who joined us called me this morning and wanted to know what I thought of my date. I told him what happened and how I really wasn't interested. Well, apparently my friend thought my date was cute so he wanted to know if I would mind setting them up.
So I called my date and now they are going on a date tonight. I am so excited for them, maybe it will be a match. Keep your fingers crossed.
My friend also noticed my dates package...wich is HUGE...I am not sure if that had anything to do with it or not...but we had a conversation about it this morning. It was so huge you couldn't help but notice.
17 years ago
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Does he work for UPS or FedEx?? Haha, too late, I know I'm a cheeseball already!
So nice of you to share, I mean handing him off! :-) You're prolly right about younger kids these days being cocky, but that usually mean they're lacking on - some thing. methinks.
Is he always semi hard?? I am very much interested in that. There are guys like "How can he be that huge?" Not that I am a size queen or anything but it's nice to look at subtly
Young...cocky...strong hands...and a noticable package? And you passed him off to a friend?????
Damn. You must give really great Christmas gifts too!
Tell me again why you didn't take a spin on him then?
Did I ever tell you about the guy in my old office with the huge package. His parent's knew what they were doing when they named him Peter. ha ha ha! He must have been born well hung.
Anyway. This guy at my old office was HUGE! He'd come down to talk to me about something and it was so hard not to look at the thing. It was amazing! After staying mum for about 4 weeks, I finally confessed to my co-worker about how big he was, and she said, "OMG! I know! I thought I was the only one that knew, and I've been silent all these years!" ha ha ha! Wow. He was huge. Did I mention that. I sort of miss him just for the sake of looking at it. Too bad he wasn't very atractive to me. But his package was!
He also would go to the break room and read the newspaper standing up, and he'd put one leg up on a chair. I think he knows he's huge, and flaunts it. ha ha ha! Ahhh. Peter's peter. What a beauty.
I guess I'm into the cock puns these days. That's my second one this week!
Robert - Oh, I just got the package joke. LOL
I didn't hand him off, they were both interested. It didnt' work out though. :(
Shigeki - You are a size queen :)
He was just big I guess. I wanted to ask how big he was but you can't do that at starbucks :)
Earl - I know, I always let the good ones go. No, it would have been a short thing, we are not very compatible.
KB - I remember this story, you told me about him once.
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