Oh, No she didn't!

It's 8:59 and I have already had to go off on someone. I haven't been in the office for an hour yet, what is wrong with these people?

Slow Week

It's been a slow week for me and it looks like it's been a slow week in the news too. While reading the local gay paper I found the following:

Robber pummels Condom Sense clerk with umbrella, steals vibrators
On Sunday, July 24, a suspect robbed Condom Sense, 4038 Cedar Springs Road. In the process the suspect struck one of the store’s employees over the head with an umbrella before stealing six Juno vibrators, valued at more than $400. The stolen items included two larges, two mediums, one small and one of undeclared size.

One of the stolen vibrators was recovered.

Anyone with information about the robbery is asked to call police at 214-671-4TIP.

Slow week indeed.

No More Drink For You!

We met up for dinner and drinks with three other couples. It's a fun group and they can get kind of loud and rowdy without any alcohol.

So we were eating dinner and we were at a place that offers $3 margaritas/mojitos/sangrias. After dinner and many drinks we decided to stick around and take advantage of the drink specials and catch up a little. When you have 8 people and everyone is trying to talk to everyone you tend to get loud. So after about 5 (weak) drinks the waiter comes over to our table and we order another round of drinks and he tells us (in a very thick accent)"No more drink for you! I can't serve you more than the law allows. It's not me. It's the law."

We all looked at each other confused because nobody was drunk, we were just having a good time. He agreed to serve one more drink and then brought us our check.

It kind of felt like we were kicked out.

Have you ever been kicked out of a place or been denied service?

Freakishly Big

My sister mentioned that my right leg looked swollen after I came back with bloody and bruised legs from the tubing trip. I didn't think anything about it, I was putting ice on it, neosporin, and I was taking really good care of it because I HATE scars. I guess this is also a confession. I hate scars on my body but I think scars on other people can be sexy. Anyway, back to the original post.

So yesterday I was at the gym and I was working out my calf's when I noticed that my right calf is freakishly big when you compare it to my left one. It bothered me so much that I went directly to the mirror and started to compare my legs, I am sure everyone at the gym thought I was a freak but I had a problem on my hands (or legs). Later that night, after a few cocktails and a bottle of wine B and I were sitting on the couch and I bolt up and stand directly in front of the t.v. to have B inspect my legs. After he confirmed that my right one is abnormally big we break out the measuring tape and start taking measurements.

After many attempts the measuring tape confirmed what our eyes saw, my calf is huge! So from now on I will only be working out my left calf.

Make me feel better and tell me about your body parts that are abnormally big.

Bad Boys

Guy 1: How are things with Mark going?
Guy 2: I am not sure. He texted and I replied but I never heard back from him. I called and left him a message but he never called back.
Guy 1: It's probably for the best. He looks like a sleaze ball.
Guy 2: I don't know why I am attracted to him. I just can't help it.
Guy 1: It's probably the bad boy in him.
(Long Pause)
Guy 2: Is it possible for an interior designer to be a bad boy?

A sign of the times

We went to a little gathering last night and out of 7 people, 3 had been recently been laid-off, 1 had recently started a new job after being laid-off, 2 were looking for jobs because of uncertainties with their job, and the other still had a stable job.

What is wrong with that picture?

I can't believe it!

It is Sunday November 26, 2006 and I just received my first Christmas card. Can you believe it?

You may be saying to yourself, "but it's Sunday, the mail man doesn't deliver on Sunday?" Well, I haven't picked up my mail all week so it could have been delivered anywhere between Monday and Sunday.
Isn't that crazy? shouldn't people at least wait until December 1st to send out their Christmas cards?