Family Guy

B and I were watching Family Guy last night.

Me: Brian (the dog) is fat.
B: He is a dog.
Me: He is still fat.



He is still my favorite character though because he drinks.

Overheard at a Thai Restaurant

I went to lunch with my co-workers on Friday to a Thai restaurant.

There were two ladies sitting at the table next to us:

Lady 1: Do you want some spring rolls?
Lady 2: Are those the crunchy ones?
Lady 1: No, those are the ones with the rice paper.
Lady 2: No, I don't like those. They remind me of condoms.

Overheard Around Town

Scene: Private party at a hip and trendy bar in town. Hundreds of drunk people shuffle between the patio and the inside of the club. A lady in a wheel chair tries to make her way through the crowd.

Lady: Excuse me.
Guy: (Scoots back to allow her to pass) You are lucky, at least you have a permanent seat


Scene: Chinese Take-out restaurant. Two guys pick up their order and one ask:

Guy: What's the red sauce you use in Sweet and Sour Chicken.
Attendant: (Looks at guy with a smirk on her face that read "idiot") Sweet and Sour Sauce?