Scene: Private party at a hip and trendy bar in town. Hundreds of drunk people shuffle between the patio and the inside of the club. A lady in a wheel chair tries to make her way through the crowd.
Lady: Excuse me.
Guy: (Scoots back to allow her to pass) You are lucky, at least you have a permanent seat
Scene: Chinese Take-out restaurant. Two guys pick up their order and one ask:
Guy: What's the red sauce you use in Sweet and Sour Chicken.
Attendant: (Looks at guy with a smirk on her face that read "idiot") Sweet and Sour Sauce?
17 years ago
4 comments:
What is this? Two joke monday?
I was hoping for a third joke, but I guess "always leave 'em wanting more" is a good philosophy.
Hello...... what's shakin' in Dallas this lovely Easter weekend?
Awww... poor lady in a wheelchair!
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