I am a prisoner in my own home (help)

I have a baby lizard living in my home and I am terrified. Every time I walk through the kitchen it dashes across the room and sends me screaming and running like a little girl and I don't know what to do. I know I shouldn't be afraid of a tiny defenseless animal but it always catches me off guard. I can't kill it because that would just be wrong but I don't want it living with me. Doesn't it miss his/her mamma? Doesn't it want to go back home?

If you have any good lizard catching tips let me know.

Welcome to the Family

As many of you know I have been wanting a dog for a very long time and since I never got one I have decided to adopt a virtual pet. Her name is Fatima, isn't she adorable?

California

I had such a great time in California. I am finally back in TX (not that I want to be back) and enjoying my busy life once again. Although I have been back for exactly a week I still keep hoping that I will wake up in the morning and find myself in Los Angeles or San Francisco.
It was a great vacation, Chico went with me and we went out every night we were there except for 2 days. That is 10 days of going out and staying out until at least 1 a.m. and up to 5 a.m. When I got back I was exhausted. I don't regret it though, we met some great people and I came back with a GREAT tan. I know, I know, I am Mexican, how much of a tan could I have gotten...but let me tell you...I have the perfect color now. I wish I was this dark all of the time.
Here are some highlights of the trip:
Saw Family (Mom, Dad, Sister)
Took Chico to see some of the tourist stuff
SPENT TIME AT THE BEACH
Did some great shopping
Went to San Francisco
Had some time to think

I know the recap is short and it doesn't have a lot of details but I can't bring myself to bore you with 12 days full of stuff in one entry. I will just say I had fun and I can't wait to go back again.

One more thing...I did some shopping while I was there and bought some great casual clothes. This past Friday I was at a local bar and I came to the realization that I would never be able to wear the clothes I bought. The new clothes are casual and I live in an uptight, pretentious city. I guess I will have to put them away until I go on vacation again.

I Confess

My confessions

[ ] I am bisexual

[x ] I am homosexual

[ ]I've run away from home

[] I listen to political music.

[ ] I collect comic books.

[X I shut others out when I'm sad

[X] I open up to others easily -

[X] I am keeping a secret from the world

[X] I watch the news

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs

[ ] I own an ipod they jacked IT!

[] I own something from Hot Topic

[X] I love Disney movies.

[ ] I am a sucker for brown hair

[ ]I don't kill bugs.

[x] I curse regularly.

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.

[ ] I love Spam (wait.. spam maill?? or food spam?? well either..

[ ] I bake well

[x] I would wear pajamas to school.

[] I own something from Abercrombie

[X] I have a job

[X ] I love Martha Stewart.

[X WELL, IN MY OWN WAY] I am in love with someone.

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS

[X] I am self conscious.

[X] I like to laugh.

[] I smoke a pack a day.

[] loved Go Ask Alice.

[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick

[ ] I can't swallow pills. - i have to break them in half

[ ] I have many scars

[x]I've been out of this country

[ X] I believe in ghosts.

[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room

[x ] I am really ticklish.

[x] I LOOOVE chocolate.

[X ] I bite my nails

[X] I am comfortable with being me

[] I play computer games/video games when I'm bored

[ X ] Gotten lost in the city

[] Saw a shooting star.

[] I had a serious Surgery.

[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas

[X ] I have kissed a stranger.

[] Hugged a stranger.

[] been in a fist fight with the same sex.

[] Been arrested.

[]Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose.

[] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator

[X] Made out in an elevator.

[] Swore at your parents.

[] Kicked a guy where it hurts

[ ] Been skydiving.

[ ] Been bungee jumping.

[] Broken a bone.

[x] Played spin the bottle.

[X] Gotten stitches

[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

[X] Bitten someone.

[ ] Been to Yosemite Falls.

[X] Gotten the chicken pox.

[] Crashed into a car.

[ ] Been to Japan

[X] Ridden in a taxi

[] Shoplifted.

[] Been fired.

[X] had feelings for someone who didn't have them back

[ ] Stole something from your job.

[x] Gone on a blind date.

[x] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[X ] Been to Europe.

[x ] Slept with a co-worker.

[ ] Been married

[ ] Gotten divorced.

[] Saw someone dying.

[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day.

[X ] Been to Canada.

[X] Been on a plane.

[] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[] Thrown up in a bar.

[X] Eaten Sushi.

[ ] Been snowboarding.

[ ] Been skiing.

[X] Been ice skating.

[X] Met someone in person from the internet.

[ ] Been to a motocross show.

[x] Going to or have gone to college.

[] Done hard drugs

[X] Taken painkillers.

[ ] Cheated on someone else ..

pass this on with your own confessions